Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Miscellaneous

ON SECRETS...
"Mom, can we have ice cream when we get home?"
"I don't think we have any ice cream."
"Daddy bought some when you weren't there."
(pause)
"Uh, wait. Daddy said I wasn't s'posed to tell that."

ON HAIRCUTS...
"My brain doesn't like it when you cut my hair that way."


There was at least one more good one this week, but I forgot to write it down!

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