Thursday, February 2, 2012

Yeggie (translation included)

"Mom, what's a yeggie?"

"A...what? I have no idea what that is."

"MOM! You know. YEGGIE. It's the valuable snowman."

(aka the abominable snowman, aka yeti.)

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Say Cheese

Brianna:  "Mom, how do you make cheese?"

Me: *shrugs* "Look it up on the internet."

Josh: "That's a funny way to make cheese."


Monday, September 12, 2011

Uh oh, I think he's on to me.

Josh: "Why is it jammie (pajama) time?"

Me: "Because it's jammie time."


Josh: "It's jammie time because it's jammie time? That's weird."

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011


"Mom, can we have ice cream when we get home?"
"I don't think we have any ice cream."
"Daddy bought some when you weren't there."
"Uh, wait. Daddy said I wasn't s'posed to tell that."

"My brain doesn't like it when you cut my hair that way."

There was at least one more good one this week, but I forgot to write it down!

Thursday, June 30, 2011

He sure told you.

watching TV...

Josh: They're at the am-in-al park!

Brianna: A-NI-MAL park.

Josh: I said that.

Saturday, May 28, 2011


Josh: "Choose a stick, mom! Do you want the long one or the short one?"

Me: "I want the long one."

Josh: "No! Choose a different one."