Yeggie (translation included)

"Mom, what's a yeggie?"

"A...what? I have no idea what that is."

"MOM! You know. YEGGIE. It's the valuable snowman."

(aka the abominable snowman, aka yeti.)

Say Cheese

Brianna:  "Mom, how do you make cheese?"

Me: *shrugs* "Look it up on the internet."

Josh: "That's a funny way to make cheese."

...Bazinga.

Uh oh, I think he's on to me.

Josh: "Why is it jammie (pajama) time?"

Me: "Because it's jammie time."

(pause)

Josh: "It's jammie time because it's jammie time? That's weird."

Beecation

"Mommy!  I packed everything we need for beecation!"

Miscellaneous

ON SECRETS...

"Mom, can we have ice cream when we get home?"

"I don't think we have any ice cream."

"Daddy bought some when you weren't there."

(pause)
"Uh, wait. Daddy said I wasn't s'posed to tell that."

ON HAIRCUTS...
"My brain doesn't like it when you cut my hair that way."


There was at least one more good one this week, but I forgot to write it down!

He sure told you.

watching TV...

Josh: They're at the am-in-al park!

Brianna: A-NI-MAL park.


Josh: I said that.

Choose

Josh: "Choose a stick, mom! Do you want the long one or the short one?"

Me: "I want the long one."

Josh: "No! Choose a different one."