In the car

Josh: (points to his elbow) "...and this is my shoulder."

Brianna: (points to her shoulder): "No, THIS is your shoulder."

Josh: (cackles madly) No!!  Brianna, that's YOUR shoulder!!"


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Josh: "Me and grandpa Jack saw peckers!!!"

Me: "You mean you saw woodpeckers?"

Josh: "No, just peckers."