ON SECRETS...
"Mom, can we have ice cream when we get home?"
"I don't think we have any ice cream."
"Daddy bought some when you weren't there."
(pause)"Uh, wait. Daddy said I wasn't s'posed to tell that."
ON HAIRCUTS...
"My brain doesn't like it when you cut my hair that way."
There was at least one more good one this week, but I forgot to write it down!
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